The Old Man glances over his shoulder and pulls you close.

"He is a man of extreme power. He knows all of the comings and goings of this place."

You draw closer, intrigued by the combination of fear and awe in the old man.

"No one truely knows him. The wise think of him as a person of great power. The strong think of him as wise. Fools, however, think of him as a fool who speaks of cash flows, when they believe that they are living life in its most enjoyable form." The Old Man shakes his head. "Beware of said Fools. They may at first appear to be completely incoherent, illogical, and never correct, but if you debate with them, you will be stupider for doing so."

You feel that it is best not to probe this subject further.

"There is too much to explain all at once," says the Old Man, sitting wearily on a nearby rock. "In time, you will learn all that you need to know. For now, all you need to know is that he is the self-proclaimed Almighty Wizard On Most High at JungleBBS, a Speaker for the Great Banana, and lord of this realm. All else is shrouded in mystery and confusion. I may be able to tell you more later, but my mind is weary and my body begs to be used."