The Old Man ponders for a moment. "Well, if you want to truely understand The Land of the Xar then you must understand the man behind it. Or you could look on the lighter side of The Land of Xar and visit the Xar's gallery of humor. Your final option would be to begin your adventure."

• Who is this man "Xar"?
• Let's see some stuff that is not funny at all.
• Who cares about that other stuff. I want to see some action!