As you stumble from the busy highway with bright neon pages, you see a place of solitude. Curious, you venture from the formless mass of information to a place of fun and subtle humor. As you walk along the path, you notice a few others quickly moving about their business. A old man walks up to you wearing a dark cloak.

"And where would you like to travel today, master?" he asks.

You respond:

• Get out of my way, you stupid old geezer!
• What are you talking about, old-timer?
• Huh?
• What do you suggest?
• Who is this Xar, and who does he work for?
• Hey! Where's your old cool^H^H^H^Hstupid home page?

Or...

• Where can I bank or get long distance that will save me a lot of money instead of flushing it down the toilet?
• Where's your fancy picture Gallery? (if I know you and you'd like to see more pictures, e-mail me for access)
• Where are those amusing videos, like the kid hitting his head on the roof of a school bus?
• What else does that sicko find funny?
• Show me some gross stuff
• Where's Xar's boring stuff?
• What kind of computer problems has Xar figured out?

Where else can I go?

• New Beginning Church of the Nazarene
• Iraqi Information Minister Quotes
• The Society for the Promotion of Kumla
• Catharsis
• Homestar Runner (fhqwhgads!)
• Sluggy Freelance
• I come in search of the JungleBBS
• I want to learn about The Great Banana
• Other links of mystery and intrigue

The Land of Xar 2.0 alpha 1 was developed by Ryan Herbert using vi and the XHTML 1.0 Strict specifications. This site is somewhat embarrassing, but hey, I originally did most of it as a freshman in college, and it's still useful for playing around with stuff. And you should be using Mozilla, not MSIE.